Pookie, let the court state for the record: wet towels on a bed is not a mistake. It is a CHOICE. A chaotic, disrespectful, moisture-spreading choice. The denial? That's what we in the legal community call 'audacity with a side of mildew.' The receipts have been reviewed. The evidence is soggy. Alex cannot claim ignorance when the crime scene is literally on your sleeping surface. This court has seen bold behavior, but denying a wet towel situation? That's a new level of unhinged. The demands are reasonable — frankly, they are MODEST. An apology and dry towels is the bare minimum of civilized cohabitation, your honor.