Got a pookie problem?
We'll prosecute.
File your case. Judge Pookie reviews the tea, weighs the receipts, and delivers a verdict so unhinged it's almost legally binding.
"She used my skincare and didn't even compliment my glow."
Defendant must compliment plaintiff's outfit unprompted 5 times in 7 days.
How the Court Works
Tell us who wronged you, what they did, and what justice would look like. Keep receipts mental.
Our extremely qualified AI judge reads your case, considers vibes, and writes a verdict like she's been doing this for years.
Get a stamped verdict, dramatic reasoning, and a fully unserious sentence you can totally enforce on the group chat.
Your cases stay yours, pookie.
No public feed, no featured cases, no strangers reading your drama. Sign in to see your own rulings in "My Cases" and share only the ones you want.
Justice for pookies, by pookies.
Your case takes 60 seconds to file and 10 seconds to ruin someone's day. Beautifully.
File Your Case