★ NOW HEARING: HE LEFT ME ON READ FOR 4 HOURS★ PETTY CRIMES WELCOME★ JUDGE POOKIE PRESIDING★ NOT REAL LEGAL ADVICE OBVIOUSLY★ FILE YOUR CASE FREE★ THE COURT IS UNHINGED BUT FAIR★ NOW HEARING: HE LEFT ME ON READ FOR 4 HOURS★ PETTY CRIMES WELCOME★ JUDGE POOKIE PRESIDING★ NOT REAL LEGAL ADVICE OBVIOUSLY★ FILE YOUR CASE FREE★ THE COURT IS UNHINGED BUT FAIR
Pricing

Justice should be cheap.

Start with 2 free verdicts. When the drama gets serious, Pookie Pro keeps Judge Pookie on the clock — for less than a chai a day.

Public Defender
₹0forever

Try the court. No card needed.

  • 2 free AI verdicts (forever, on the house)
  • Browse the public archive
  • Read featured cases & stats
Start filing
Most popular
Pookie Pro
₹99/ month

Unlimited rulings for 30 days. Less than a chai a day.

  • Unlimited Judge Pookie verdicts
  • Priority deliberation (still fast tho)
  • Share verdict cards everywhere
  • Early access to new categories
  • Cancel anytime, no drama

Secure Razorpay checkout. Test card: 4111 1111 1111 1111, any future date, any CVV.

Is this real legal advice?

Absolutely not. Judge Pookie is comedic AI. Don't subpoena anyone with these verdicts.

What happens after 30 days?

Your Pro access ends and you go back to 2 free verdicts. Renew anytime.

Can I cancel?

There's nothing to cancel — it's a one-month pass. Just don't renew and you're done.

PookieLawyer.com

The internet's most unserious court of cute drama. Not legal advice. Just vibes and verdicts.

Disclaimer

All cases, verdicts, and sentences are comedic fiction generated by AI. No actual pookies were prosecuted in the making of this website.

Court Hours

24/7 — even at 3am when you can't sleep over what they said.

© 2026 — Filed under: extremely silly.

Made with Emergent