Pookie, the court hears you loud and clear. Your Netflix recommendations are a sacred, carefully curated reflection of your soul — built over years of strategic watching and questionable late-night choices. To have that violated? Repeatedly? This is not a small offense. The keyword here is AGAIN. First offense could be forgiven. But the defendant looked into your eyes, accepted your password, and still chose chaos. The algorithm does not forget, and neither does this court.