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POO-2026-0471Friendship BeefDrama: 5/10
Parties
Test Pookie v. My friend Liam
The Tea (Plaintiff's Statement)

He used my Netflix and now my algorithm thinks I love war documentaries.

Demands

He must pay for one premium month.

Final Verdict
MISTRIAL
Judgment

THE COURT IS BUFFERING, PLEASE TRY AGAIN, POOKIE

Court Reasoning

The honorable Judge Pookie reviewed the case of Test Pookie v. My friend Liam, but the cosmic wifi cut out mid-deliberation. The tea was strong, the drama palpable, yet the verdict scroll got stuck in the printer. Resubmit, your honor demands clarity.

Sentence

Both parties must hydrate and touch grass for 10 minutes before refiling.

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